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Patch

Patch is a Guinea Pig puppet who auditioned for Series 14 of Britain's Got Talent.

In his audition, he told one joke about Alarm Clocks going off in the morning like a pig's tail, before delivering the punchline 'Because they're always twirly’ before his performance was buzzed off. He then slowly walked down behind the puppet table that he was upon. Alesha remarked '[You have] terrible jokes, you've got a cute face but it's a no from me'. He was sent home during the audition stage of the competition.

His audition was shown as part of a montage of 'Bad Acts' alongside Emmanuel Vass, Dawn Xiana Moon, Krysztof Werkowicz, and Jack Beavis before the successful audition of Håkan Berg was televised.

Before BGT[]

Between 1999 & 2005, Patch appeared on two seasons of Channel 5’s ‘Tickle, Patch and Friends’.[1]

Trivia[]

  • After being aired on the show neither Patch's or Jack Beavis' respective auditions were added to the shows official YouTube channel whereas every other act who auditioned during the montage was.
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